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Steffan Thomas is one of the playable characters in the single player mode from One Must Fall: 2097 and an opponent in the tournament mode.

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Steffan is the arrogant son of the Thomas family, one of the most influential families in the Iolo colony on Luna. Steffan is for all practical purposes a spoiled brat. He believes himself the center of the Universe and knows that Ganymede is simply another step to his final destination, President of WAR. The fact that, at 17, he has the skill and brains of someone twice his age only makes him seem that much more aloof. In combat, as in life, he tends to rely on a vicious onslaught of blows to destroy his opponent.

Single player[]

Pre-match Banter[]

Steffan Vs. Crystal
Steffan

Steffan

I'll wipe that smile off your face, softness.
Crystal

Crystal

A few strips of metal will be all that's left of you.
Steffan Vs. Milano
Steffan

Steffan

You're about to see perfection in action, pony-tail.
Milano

Milano

All I see is a boy trying to fill a man's job.
Steffan Vs. Christian
Steffan

Steffan

Eat lead, blondie!
Christian

Christian

Your lucky streak ends here.
Steffan Vs. Shirro
Steffan

Steffan

Hey, pops, ain't it time for your nap?
Shirro

Shirro

Actually, it's time I spank a crying baby.
Steffan Vs. Jean-Paul
Steffan

Steffan

Watch and learn, quiet boy. I give you 30 ticks before you fall.
Jeanpaul

Jean-Paul

You are nothing.
Steffan Vs. Ibrahim
Steffan

Steffan

You can leave now and avoid the embarrassment.
Ibrahim

Ibrahim

I would think you're embarrassed already!
Steffan Vs. Angel
Steffan

Steffan

After I take you down, I'll take you out!
Angel

Angel

You are about to get a man's education.
Steffan Vs. Cossette
Steffan

Steffan

Surely you don't think you can win?
Cossette

Cossette

Prepare to see what a real mind can do.
Steffan Vs. Raven
Steffan

Steffan

I'll let you wash my 'bot when we're done.
Raven

Raven

Sure, I'll hose down what's left.
Steffan Vs. Major Kreissack
Steffan

Steffan

At last a worthy adversary. Get ready to rock!
Kreissack

Kreissack

Ha! What is this? You're barely out of diapers!
Steffan Vs. Steffan
Steffan

Steffan

You look mahvelous!
Steffan

Steffan

Thank ya, dahling.

Ending[]

After the news report:

Well well, the wicked witch is dead... That's going to make your job much easier! Firstly, that Nova project sounds like it could be a great thing to pick back up again. Perhaps the old man just didn't have the right brain...
Ganymede was easy. Kreissack was a breeze. The next challenge will be all of Jupiter. Then Mars. Then Earth.
But for now, you must meet your people.
As you fly towards the moon, you close your eyes and start thinking about what you'll soon have.
Nobody can stop you now.

Trivia[]

  • Steffan has a cameo in Tyrian, another game published by Epic Megagames, where he is shown as one of the protagonists friends. His dialogue references One Must Fall, specifically that he is sad that he will be unable to help his friend as the fight in Tyrian is done in space ships and not with robots.